After the smoke had cleared, and the broken glass had been swept up, I find myself confused and hurt by one looming question that still remains: when did hockey become such serious business?
The following is an excerpt of things the world-stage views as important / legitimate:
1. Overpopulation
2. Chinese Globalization
3. Korean Sneak Attacks
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55. AIDS
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98. Oddly-shaped McDonalds Chicken Nuggets
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184. Canada
185. Hockey
Hockey ranks even lower than Canada itself does in terms of world legitimacy. Therefore, it's simply mind-boggling that such neanderthalian reactions could stem from a sport which consists ostensibly of attempting to push a dog turd off a hard-wood floor using a window squeegee.
Among the many shocking photos taken during the senseless vandalism spree, this one ranks as the most savage and telling one I've found:
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| Truly a sad day for Canada. |
As this brutal photo reveals to us, we can see that not only was the hockey outcome of paramount causality to the event, but it appears that a combination of Molson beer and maple syrup fueled a cities' transformation from a home to peaceful, jean-jacket wearing lumberjacks with orange mullets, into a much darker vicious spiral of violence and candid Facebook photos.
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| This is not the America's Hat that we've all come to know...and quickly forget about. |
