Also known as the "Remember That One Thing That Happened That Was Obama's Fault? Fuck that guy" game
Tacitly, it seems that everything that happens in the US, and lots of things that happen other places as well, are Obama's fault. Even if they're woefully outside of presidential jurisdiction or reach, he's got his finger in lots of little fucked up pies, it seems. The goal of this game to find these things that happen on the Fox News website, and see how, through user-submitted comments, these things are rife with opportunities to make jabs at Obama, or any of their cute nicknames for him. Let us begin shall we:
| Article Headline |
| Man accused of crushing teen's car with truck at Florida mud party |
| Take That Obama, You Dickhead |
| "Them there inbred rednecks are all Obama lovers..you cant fix stupid cause if you could, Obama would have more than S h it for brains" |
| Article Headline |
| Judge delays federal trial on Gulf oil spill disaster to allow more time for settlement talks |
| Take That Obama, You Dickhead |
| "Gas prices through the roof and Obama wants to waste US tax dollars suing the oil companies??? You realize whatever money they lose will only be recouped in higher gas prices. This is moronic. Obama, you should be ashamed of yourself." |
| Article Headline |
| Italian cruise ship adrift in pirate-infested Indian Ocean after fire |
| Take That Obama, You Dickhead |
| "who is at the wheel? obama?" |
| Article Headline |
| Chewing tobacco ban for MLB? |
| Take That Obama, You Dickhead |
| "If I was a player I would quit and leave them hanging. This is because of obama not because of the fans." |
| Article Headline |
| Guantanamo detainees get new $750G soccer field |
| Take That Obama, You Dickhead |
| "I guess all the Dykeeees Obama appointed want something to do once softball season is over" |
| Article Headline |
| Iceman mummy may hold earliest evidence of Lyme disease |
| Take That Obama, You Dickhead |
| "OOPS, SORRY FROM THE PHOTO I THOUGHT THIS WAS ANOTHER OBAMA STORY." |
| Article Headline |
| Massachusetts teacher facing child porn charges had secret cameras in classroom |
| Take That Obama, You Dickhead |
| "Obama sux ballz. Another liberal teacher, another child abuse story." |
| Article Headline |
| New insider trading law to open window into Congress members' financial transactions |
| Take That Obama, You Dickhead |
| "We all know the first million Obama acquired, came from his Nobel non-peace Prize for literally doing not a single thing other than being a black American who ran for president of the United States." |
| Article Headline |
| Report: Government wasting 'tens of billions' of dollars annually on duplication, overlap |
| Take That Obama, You Dickhead |
| "This just in......two excellent ways to immediately reduce our debt and improve our foreign relations: Air drop Obama and Biden over Kabul sharing one parachute and each carrying a burnt Koran!" |
| Article Headline |
| Israelis reportedly don't plan to notify US if decision made to strike Iran |
| Take That Obama, You Dickhead |
| "You cant trust Obama, Israel has to protect itself. Fortunately for Israel they have a true leader with courage. Not a boney fingered wimp like the USA has." |
| Article Headline |
| Scientists see red on NASA cuts of Mars missions |
| Take That Obama, You Dickhead |
| "Listen to the pathetic Obama morons... Alomost four years later and they are still desperately searching for excuses to prop up that worthless, dope smoking, Märxïst wart, while he continues to stir the pot, pitting American against American." |
| Article Headline |
| Tunisia reportedly ready to offer asylum to Assad |
| Take That Obama, You Dickhead |
| "I WISH THEY WOULD TAKE OBAMA AS WELL!" |
| Article Headline |
| UN agency seeks to quell fears over its plans for the Internet |
| Take That Obama, You Dickhead |
| "Sure. I trust the UN. Just like I trust Obama." |
| Article Headline |
| Remains of some 9/11 victims went to landfill, according to Pentagon report |
| Take That Obama, You Dickhead |
| "And that my friends is where Obama, Biden, Reid, Geithner, Van Hollen, Schumer and Holder belong....in a landfill!" |
| Article Headline |
| Numerous Tea Party chapters claim IRS attempts to sabotage nonprofit status |
| Take That Obama, You Dickhead |
| "Now, KFC is offering the 'Obama
Cabinet Bucket.' It consists of nothing but left wings and a s s h o l e s" |
| Article Headline |
| 4 dead, dozens hurt after possible tornadoes rip through Midwest |
| Take That Obama, You Dickhead |
| "No.Obama just let out to much hot air at one time." |
| Article Headline |
| Clinton says US is moving to impose tougher Iran sanctions |
| Take That Obama, You Dickhead |
| "Obama announces new tougher Iran sanctions....says henceforth he intends to pray only 4 times a day" |
| Article Headline |
| California bill would allow nurses and midwives to perform early abortions |
| Take That Obama, You Dickhead |
| "'The more babies we ki!!, the less old people we'll have to ki!! with ObamaCare.' - The Obama Crime Family" |
| Article Headline |
| Senior Al Qaeda chief Saif al-Adel may not have been arrested in Cairo, official says |
| Take That Obama, You Dickhead |
| "Now Obama will bring him here and put him in charge of homeland security." |
| Article Headline |
| Florida woman arrested for allegedly burning 3,500-year-old cypress tree |
| Take That Obama, You Dickhead |
| "She definitely looks like one of 'Obama's People' from the O.W.S. dregs.... A poster child for drug abuse....." |
| Article Headline |
| It's real! Navy test-fires first working prototype railgun |
| Take That Obama, You Dickhead |
| "Didn't the Germans already do this 60 years ago? ...Boy Obama really does have us going backwards militarily. Can we shove Obama in there and fire him?" |
| Article Headline |
| Terror detainee objects to his courtroom sketches after pleading guilty at Guantanamo |
| Take That Obama, You Dickhead |
| "ALL rag heads suck pigs dicks from the day they are born,..... Including King Odumbo" |
Sadly, I think a lot of talent is being wasted on these snide jabs at, and nicknames for, Obama. Instead of grasping out at straws, and blaming current events on him, I think it'd be far more rewarding to retroactively insult him for things that happened in the past.
| The Korean war |
| Obama is friends with these communist f u c ks! We should go to war with him too! |
| A meteorite killed the dinosaurs |
Another obamnazi conspiracy for he and his disgusting monkey friends to
take over the world! |
| Water in Mexico gave me diarrhea in 1986 |
Fucking obuma-ma-ma is punishing my ass for not shoving d i c k s up it like
his gay agenda wants! |
| The bubonic plague |
A new part of Obamacare? Unbelievable. Bam bam and his jew rat friends won't
stop until we're all dead! |
| My toilet has shit stains in it |
That thieving Oblama-lama-ding-dong has been speaking his communist bullshit into
my toilet! How does he get away with this? |
Keep it up America. You're doing an awesome job.
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