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| On May 4th, in the year of our lord 2012 |
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| Our jobs, our families, our lives...the world as we know it, will soon be coming to an end |
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| As the impending darkness approaches our sleepy planet, it begins to feel like humanity has simply given up |
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Nay.
One man with 13 machine guns takes it upon himself to save the human race from an untimely end |
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| Trusting only his present, he races towards an uncertain future...likely filled with badass explosions |
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| And as the time draws nearer to the end, he summons every ounce of his being to fight for everyone's right to live on |
......
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| Can |
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| He |
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| Stop |
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| This |
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| Unspeakable |
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| Evil, disgusting troll-beast seedling |
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*gratuitous fight scene*
Pew pew pew! |
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| Back to hell with you, spawn of Satan, gestating yet another spawn of Satan! |
Please, someone step up and be that man. The world needs you. I would totally do it, but, after all, I made the trailer and poster, so....I can't do everything.
Why someone would put their dick in that tree stump is beyond me. How any churches on earth are not actively attempting to terminate this demon child is even more beyond me.
Sometimes you really disappoint me, humanity. Most of the time, actually.
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