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Tuesday, April 24, 2012

Yelp Reviews Of A Local Mexican Bodega

24 reviews in English
George E.
San Diego, CA

2/19/2012

I took one look at the employees there, and knew I was in for some tasty food. They were all fat as hell!

Will be coming back here often!

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Becky. C.
San Diego, CA

8/05/2011

I. Am. Effing. Impressed.

This place had both roosters AND unidentifiable dogs running around the store; that's pretty effing authentic if you ask me. This place is the real deal!

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Cletus T.
San Diego, CA

3/10/2012

Boycott this place! The Mayans are plotting to end the world THIS YEAR!

I'm not sure where in Mexico Maya is, but we can't fund these terrorists!

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Percival P.S.
San Diego, CA

7/06/2011

I had never heard of this place before, but a friend turned me on to it. And I'm sure glad they did.

I went in for avocados and came out with a our lady of Guadalupe mural for the back window of my BMW. Love this place!

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Kelly O.
San Diego, CA

02/02/2012

This place is a little grimy, but you get over it when you look at all they have to offer.

They have the best prices on produce I've found so far in the city. The only reason I gave the place three stars was that it seems like everytime I go there, I end up getting pregnant. Abortion pills (which they also sell there) are really cutting into my monthly budget at this point.

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Patrick C.
San Diego, CA

2/19/2012

No-frills environment, amazing variety of ethnic foods.

I knocked one star off though because, frankly, the Mexican gentlemen wearing the sunglasses, with the skull covered in tattoos, that follows me around constantly informing me he's going to "raw dog" me, makes for an unsettling shopping experience. But on the other hand, you simply cannot find cucumbers for a lower price anywhere.

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Richard H.
San Diego, CA

7/21/2011

This place smells like carnitas wrapped around hemorrhoids.

Checking out also took forever as all employees were leaning against cactuses while wearing blankets with holes in them, with large sombreros pulled over their eyes as they napped.

Was going to give it one star, but I picked up some gentlemen from the parking lot that put together all my new Ikea furniture for only $10.

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Susy R.
San Diego, CA

11/22/2011

I always come here for Jumping Jalapenos Thursdays! It's been my routine for almost a year now.

For those that don't know, JJT is a fun game they put on every week, where a fresh 3 pound bag of jalapenos is placed under a hopping low-rider on hydraulics. The first person to grab the grab without being crushed by the unnatural automotive action, gets to keep the bag as their prize!

I've gone through countless underwear from the all my victorious bloody farts! What a great store!

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Jerry S.
San Diego, CA

1/04/2012

I once bounced a check with an unfortunate clown design on it here, and even after making them financially whole, they refused to take down the embarrassing check.

On the bright side, the bakery prices here are extremely reasonable, and my rooster has won several of the cock fights run in the back.

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Lucinda L.
San Diego, CA

10/07/2011

I need their large burritos in and around my mouth!

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