My Average Work Day

Adobe Photoshop CS4 is opening your file

3 minutes later...

Adobe would like to thank you for your request to: "open a PSD file". Due to the large volume of horseshit, all requests are currently delayed by approximately 24-36 hours. We apologize for any inconvenience this may cause you. We will process all requests in the order they were received. Thank you for your understanding,

the Adobe Photoshop team.

Me attempting to click in any window, to work around the issue at hand...

Microsoft would like to thank you for your request to: "click on or see anything in the OS". Due to the recent opening of a file with the extension "PSD", we are unable to process any click or update commands at the moment. All your open windows are expected to be frozen until approximately 4pm this afternoon while we process your click requests in the order they were sent. We apologize for any inconven.....

Everything grays out as Windows locks up

It looks like you're trying to "use windows".

If you'd like help with this task please cli......

Outlook receives an email and tries to make Windows alert window pop up. Windows crashes and I have to re-start computer

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Restart computer

Dear valued Microsoft customer, we'd like to inform you that due to circumstances beyond our control, your harddrive and RAM have now become a battle ground between opposing Microsoft and Adobe softwares. While no clear timeline is known for a resolution to this problem, please be aware that your computer is now a no-mans-land, where you are no longer able to do anything productive in any measurable timeline, nor access your important data. We apologize for this setback.

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Bang head against desk until death descends upon me