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Friday, December 9, 2011

Yes, I Am A Lawyer, Yes I Am Available

After spending many sleepless nights researching, and countless hours digging through the California Vehicle Code statutes, I present to you my rock solid traffic defense case, which was submitted to the court.

Your honor, the Sumerians, including the depicted king and law-maker, knew it was aliens, so it's inexcusable for a modern-day court to do anything less than a full acquittal.

I await with bated breath a decision from the court.

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