Yo Dawg

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Xzibit, Dog, Dog

Xzibit

Yo Dawg

Dog

Hello
This is dog

Dog

This is dog, bra

Xzibit

Awww shit. I totally forgot I had two dogs in my contacts list. I was trying to hit up my dawg Terry.

Dog

Go ahead
This is dog

Dog

Christ be with you bra. What's up?

Xzibit

No man, you're not feeling me. I was trying to contact my boy Terry. I accidentally sent the text to the wrong dawg. My bad.

Dog

Just hang loose brotha. Believe strong in God. How can Dog help you today?

Dog

I say again
This is dog
I am dog

Dog

Do you need Dogs assistance?

Xzibit

For the love of god! I'm trying to hit up my man Terry! Not you guys! Please disregard this conversation, damn!

Dog

Tell dog what you need
This is dog
Tell dog

Dog

I am your brother, bra! Staying in school will bring you success.

Xzibit

Jesus Christ, I know all about staying in school. I went to school.

Xzibit

One of you isn't even a human being, how do you have a phone?

Dog

Correct
This is dog

Xzibit

For fucks sake! I know you're a dog! I get it!

Dog

Born on a mountain, raised in a cave. Arresting fugitives is all dog craves.
Don't do ice.

Dog

This is dog
No ice

Xzibit

I don't have time for this friggen shit.

Dog

You better find time for the lord, bra. If you want to stay out of jail.

Xzibit

Just because I'm black doesn't mean I'm at risk for being in jail, you wizard of oz cowardly lion looking motherfucker.

Dog

Dog is black
I am dog

Xzibit

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