It's often wondered why it is that I don't seem to give of a shit about anything. Briefly holding my lack of shit giving at bay, allow me to take you on a magical journey to find exactly how much of a shit I give on any given subject:
100 Meters
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| Me as usual, just being consumed with not giving a shit. Food, books, out-of-place clocks...I can't be bothered. |
10-1 Meters
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| Just a hand. No shits here. Move along. |
10-2 Meters
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| Hmmm, no shits found yet. |
10-3 Meters
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| Damn my skin looks like a freaky anus. An anus containing no figurative shits. |
10-5 Meters
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| One of my many magic white orb guardians. It's no doubt that they've destroyed many of the shits I might have given. |
10-6 Meters
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| Just a normal cell nucleus vagina cluster. Could any of the invisible shits be hiding in there? Let's find out! |
10-7 Meters
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| Fuck, my chromosomes are even less organized than the rest of my life. Sadly, no mysterious shits found yet. |
10-8 Meters
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| Those double helix's are up to no good, no uncertainties about that. But alas, even this scale doesn't reveal how little shit I give. |
10-9 Meters
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| I'm sure there's something witty to say about these DNA base pairs, but alas...not enough shits given. And still we delve deeper... |
10-10 Meters
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| Fuck you, outer electron shell of a carbon atom. Where my hell is my level of shit-giving hiding? |
10-12 Meters
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| What's all this now? |
10-14 Meters
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| Hey! Carbon nucleus! Have you seen anything that resembles a shit being given around here? No? Alright then. |
10-15 Meters
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| Certainly, this 1 Fermi scale should reveal what we've been looking for. But frankly, it doesn't because it's still much too large of a scale. |
10-18 Meters
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| Finally! At the scale of quarks, my long lost shits have been found. It appears that the majority of the subatomic universe is comprised of shits that I don't give. Neat! |
As we can see, it takes theoretical physics to uncover the amount of shit I give. At the string theory level, my ungiven shits may actually be composed of even tinier shits that I don't give. But, frankly, I don't give a shit enough to dig into it.
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