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Friday, May 20, 2011

Well...It's All Over

Today is truly a day that will live in infamy. A day that will be remembered for its infinite sorrows and irrevocable damage done to society as a whole. As I'm writing this, it's hard to even muster the strength to mash each key; I just don't have the willpower. As I'm sure you're all aware by now (if you have even an iota of awesomeness about you), today was the last day for Macho Man Randy Savage, or, as his friends called him, Nacho Fan Sandy Cabbage.

Fuuuuuuucccccckkkkk. The all-consuming darkness is washing over my heart, and the weight of it is almost unbearable.

Allow us attempt to alleviate some of the hurt by looking back on some of Sandy Cabbage's greatest moments:

Hell yes. Timeless attire that looks just as good today as it did in 1986.

Quite possibly the greatest album that ever was or ever will be heard by human ears.

Fuck you Wrestling Boot Band. You'll never be respected the same way "Be A Man" was.

OOOHHH YEEEAAHH! The original Technicolor Dream Coat

If you didn't have one of these growing up, your childhood was meaningless. Plain and simple.

Cool life bro

RIP November 15, 1952 – May 20, 2011.

I'm pouring out a Slim Jim onto the ground for my dead hero.

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