Well, it happened. A few people deemed nutjobs said it would happen, and I didn't believe them. What were the chances it would actually happen? I mean really; Jesus' return happening today, that's pretty far fetched. But holy fucking shit, it happened. Before the imminent rapture, I thought I'd log in and make this post just to let everyone know how wrong I was in assuming these people were just batshit insane religious whackjobs with only a tenuous grasp on reality.
I managed to snap off a photo cell phone photos directly after the descension from Heaven, which took place in San Diego, CA (God's country).
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| It may not look like your textbook depictions, but I assure you that this man is Jesus. |
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| Being the messiah, he had the common courtesy to hedge after he mowed. |
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| And then he cleaned some windows with his bare fingers. |
Time for me to go grab a big ol' slice of humble pie. Goodbye cruel world, hello hellish afterlife.
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