Just a few, minor suggestions to make the show more palatable. Minor tweaks at most.
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| OWN SOME GOD DAMNED SHIRTS THAT YOU HAVEN'T RIPPED THE SLEEVES OFF OF, YOU FUCKING SAVAGE. NO ONE WANTS TO SEE THE KOREAN WAR CANNONS YOU CALL ARMS, OR YOUR OLD-AGE-ANGST TATTOOS. YOU'RE A SUCCESSFUL BUSINESS OWNER, FORK OVER THE EXTRA MONEY AND LOOK THE FUCKING PART, YOU CIVIL WAR LOOKING MOTHERFUCKER. |
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| YOUR SHOW MOSTLY TAKES PLACE INDOORS, IT'S NOT NECESSARY TO WEAR A DAMN BALL CAP ALL THE BLOODY TIME. I DON'T CARE HOW BIG OF A BRO YOU ARE OR HOW LARGE YOUR FOREHEAD FARM IS, THAT'S YOUR FUCKING PROBLEM; YOU'RE NOT FOOLING ANYONE. YOU'RE NOT ON SET OF THE MOVIE "MINOR LEAGUE", DOFF THAT SHIT YOU MAN CHILD. |
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| LISTEN UP MATISYAHU, IF YOU'RE GOING TO BE COMPLETELY WORTHLESS, TRY NOT TO LOOK LIKE A GINGER CHARLIE MANSON WHILE YOU DO IT. YOU FUCKING BEAST. JESUS CHRIST. PLEASE USE THE COPIOUS FINANCIAL RESOURCES AT YOUR DISPOSAL TO BUY A GOD DAMNED MIRROR FOR YOUR HOME. |
Addressing the simple issues I outlined should help American Chopper reach the bare-minimum level of "watchable". I hope you found these constructive notes to be helpful, Discovery.
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