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Wednesday, April 6, 2011

Best SEO Practices

For anyone that works with the internet, one common hurdle that many of us face is "how do I get traffic on my site(s)?". Naturally you want your hard work to show up in Google/Yahoo/MSN search results, and get the tasty tasty traffic that having a sweet website affords you. With numerous books and countless web articles devoted to the topic of best search engine optimization practices, it can seem daunting finding a real nugget of wisdom that pays off. There are so many varying ideas, so how can you find what works best without spending your life researching?

I'm here to show you how!

The concept that will have the biggest impact is having popular keywords on your site. That is to say having content on your site that contains the phrases people are searching for. That may sound complicated at first; I mean, how do you know what's popular and will drive traffic to your site? Fear not, for I keep my finger on the pulse of the internet and will guide you through this.

For best results, simply copy the below text and paste it on your site.

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That's it!

Prepare your wheelbarrow for the trip to the theoretical internet bank, as you watch the traffic pour in now!

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