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Wednesday, March 2, 2011

This Week In Egyptian News

In a stunning news announcement today, the Egyptian government released this press release hinting at developments to come:


Mouse holding staff, villain mustache with top hat, partridge with Dorrito, emo makeup eye, pear with tail, umbrella tree, snake-headed bird, pear with tail, pyramid with dance floor on top of it, pear with tail, man with large erection, falcon with snake tail, tall preaching man getting blowjob, walking cassette player, mouse, clothesline with scythes on it, tall preaching man getting blowjob, staff and upside-down bowling pin in a bowl, stick and egg into tree, broken coffin, lacrosse sticks, woman floating above bed, preaching man getting blowjob, tall armless man getting into elevator, mustache and egg next to podium, standing snake, diamond astronaut next to moon flag, standing snake, plum bob and tether ball pole, electrical diagram symbols, empty eye, bird who's beak fell off, electrical diagram symbols, letter "i" and eggman, preaching man getting blowjob, ineffective seesaw, two twigs above a boot, beak less bird with flask, fat man sleeping on top of fatter man on top of eye, preaching man getting blowjob, mouse holding staff, tall armless man getting into elevator, twig and table above eye, preaching man getting blowjob, mouse with closed umbrella in sled, preaching man getting blowjob, mouse with human legs, preaching man getting blowjob, antelope on sheet, preaching man getting blowjob, mouse holding staff, staff and upside-down bowling pin, bowl of dirt and eye, stick gate above eye, bird feeder.


Gripping stuff. Stay tuned for more.

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