Work Pissing Instructions

How To Piss At Work

Step 1
Go into one of the few stalls meant for shitting, instead of one of the several urinals.

Step 2
Lift up toilet seat.

Step 3
Bring your dick out.

Step 4
Aim for water, but miss and coat the entire toilet rim with piss.

Step 5
Correct this situation by re-aiming your dick, missing again, and creating piss puddles all over the floor.

Step 6
Third times a charm. Re-aim again, and finally unleash your stream into the toilet properly.

Step 7
Finish pissing, and put your dick away. But don't flush.

Step 8
Leave stall. Still don't flush; leave for others to enjoy.

Step 9
Don't wash your hands, and go back to work fondling public items.