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Wednesday, February 16, 2011

Drizzlepocolypse

Well, the Mayans predicted it, and now it's finally come true; the end days are upon us. A perceivable amount of precipitation has fallen from the skies over San Diego. In concentrations so deadly, the use of windshield wipers is now mandatory

This is a category 4 apocalypse warning.

In order to help you navigate your way to your bomb shelter / religious tomb / ark most efficiently, I'm providing you the local traffic-flow warnings below.

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