I began to type in a classic figure in modern film history, Vigo the Carpathian. Google instant search had other plans though:
I was automatically directed to search results for the term "vigor", which is 100% synonymous (to google) with dick-sex problems.
This is what I imagine the back-end of google's search server to look like as I typed in my request:
- Vigo
Assumed things about user:
- Meant to type Vigor
- In no way meant to search for a creepy possessed painting that looks suspiciously like Fred Thompson
- Has problems with their limp dick
- Definitely didn't intend to search for the seventeenth century tyrant that possessed a painting and terrorized New York City in the 80s
- Fixing the limp-dicked user's limp dick
Vigo the Cruel, Vigo the Torturer, Vigo the Despised, Vigo the Unholy, or Fred Thompson? I'm hard pressed to distinguish one from the other.
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