Mildly Inappropriate Automotive Colors

Most automotive color names are just uninspiring, but a few are borderline inappropriate

Ford Burnt Sienna Baboon Ass

Chrysler Gilded Saudi Dildo

Dodge Tijuana Discharge Green

Chrysler Pimp Shit Bitch Metallic

BMW Poland Blazing Green

Chevrolet Obscene Cunt Orange

Jaguar Mild Diarrhea Metallic

Porsche Prolapsed Anus Pearl

Bugatti Michelin Man Cock White

Chrysler Teenage Crusty Sock Saffron

Volvo Rape Is Funny Blue

Honda Awkward Homo Touching Grey

Smart Auburn Queef coupled with Drunk Dad Shame Black

They can't all be winners.