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Tuesday, February 15, 2011

The Timeless Art of Seduction

Taken from a free dating website

Reasons you should date her:

  1. She loves to listen to rock musics AND eating good foods
  2. If you're both at a party AND a person, she will have fun to you
  3. She's very good at getting an 1/8th of an inch of a banana in her mouth
The prayers of men everywhere have been answered. Especially if your prayer was similar to "lord (insert specific god or goddess' name here), please send me a woman that can both titillate my fruits, as well as have fun to all my friends. If her interests could also include nondescript foods and generic modern music, that'd be just swell. And, lord, please also find it in your heart to make sure Jennifer's baby isn't mine; we both know how slutty she is *tee hee* *air hi-five*"

I would wager that she's literally having to fend men off with a stick due to the aforementioned qualities.

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